i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
tell me about the eggs
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