that's an acceptable place to lick
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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