um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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