Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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