A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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