Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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