Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Randomize
