why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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