I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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