Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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