I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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