i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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