it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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