did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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