the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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