Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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