I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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