Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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