Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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