Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
jump out the window naked night went bad
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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