Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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