so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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