i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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