Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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