so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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