I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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