Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
