I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
