i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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