Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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