why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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