U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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