my phone needs a breathalizer
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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