remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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