idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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