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I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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