We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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