Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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