their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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