i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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