found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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