I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize