I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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