I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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