Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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