Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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