Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
So here I am, sexting at work.
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