A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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