so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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