You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
