We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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