He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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