What a fucking waste of an outfit
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
