You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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