He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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