I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love having hate sex.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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