He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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