Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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