He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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